The Double Llefthandend Man 
Albert Basalt

The double lefthandend man tried again to drive the nail into the wall,
it didn't work at all.
His thumb was hit and his head turned red, clumsy little guy.
You can't do anything right so please don't try.

The double lefthandend man tried again he tried to catch a lazy snail,
once more he would fail.
And even when he tried to hang himself it turned out wrong.
He could not tie a knot besides the rope was much to long.

The double lefthandend man tried again, he had a gun to load,
soon it would explode
His legs were hurt by the peaces flying 'round, clumsy litle guy.
You can't do anything right so please don't try.

The double lefthandend man tried again to get his wheel-chair on the steps,
his carriage would collapse.
And when he tried to kill himself by an electric shock.
The fuse was blown already while no spare parts in stock.

The double lefthandend man tried again to tepair a mowing machine 
what a bloody scene.
Both his hands were cut off near the armpit I think, clumsy little guy.
You can't do anything right so please don't try.

The double lefthaded man could not try again, sitting on his balcony,
as safe as he could be.
But suddenly a squall took him and he fell down in a dustbin.
The dustman did his duty.
He loaded up his cart.
Friendly greeting passers-by, he only plays his part.